Saniyeler içinde #roxy lalonde, #homestuck ve #dirk strider ile etiketli gönderileri paylaş.

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(w: this is kinda dark)

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And later, when Roxy finally conjures a matriorb

‘Congratulations Roxy. You have saved an entire species from the brink of extinction—

your death is heroic.’

Alchemists HATE her!

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She can summon something out of nothing!

click here to find out how

GUYS GUYS

FOR SOME REASON I WAS IN THE BARBIE KEN TAG

AND I FOUND THIS PICTURE OF THIS MALE MODEL LOOKING LIKE A DOLL

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AND THE MODELS NAME IS FELIX LALONDE

FELIX LALONDE

THIS IS FUCKING GENDERBEND ROXY

why do so many people seem to take alcohol as roxy’s only character trait?

  • roxy lalonde is an expert computer hacker
  • roxy lalonde enjoys playing retro videogames
  • roxy lalonde is a writer (a very satirical one)
  • roxy lalonde raised herself and takes care of a townful of carapaces

and all you can come up with is ‘bottle of wine’??

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY

ROXY’S POWER

IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING 

THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY

IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY

STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS

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