“Hi, guys. My name’s Martin Crieff, the captain, and I’m the guy in charge of flying you today. On behalf of the rest of the guys on my team and the guys back on the ground, let me give you guys one hell of a big MJN welcome on board today. Now, before we go right ahead and fly some plane, I’m going to ask you to pay attention to this short safety demonstration. Hey, I know, guys – big yawn, eh? But you know what? It might just save your life. A-a-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely. Ok. See you on the flip side … of the safety demonstration. Ciao!”