Seeing As There Are Some Of You Who Wish To Have The Thread Between In A More Easily Readable And Rebloggable Form As Well As See The Continuation, I Am Posting The Thread Within This Text Post. Alright I Will Start The Thread Now:
Kanaya, surely you don’t suggest I think you’re anything less than wonderful? Especially your intelligence and learning ability, you are getting quite sharp.
Kanaya: No Rose I Suggest That You Enjoy Being Sarcastic And That I Am Returning The Action In Kind.
Rose: Both of those things are completely true. However, if you didn’t pick up my sarcasm in the last statement then you have yet to surpass the Snarky Horseshit Champion.
Kanaya: I Honestly Believed That Was An Honest Compliment. Obviously Your Use Of Sarcasm Is Vastly Superior To Mine. I Do Not Know How I Will Ever Be Able To Live With The Knowledge That I Will Never Be Able To Best The Snarky Horseshit Champion.
Rose: Ah, now you’re getting the hang of it. Kudos, Kanaya.
Kanaya: I Get The Feeling That This Is More Of Your Sarcasm. Nonetheless I Will Take The Compliment For What It Is. So Thank You Master For Acknowledging That I Am Finally Getting The Hang Of Your Human Sarcasm.
Rose: It was more of a passive-aggressive dig. A compliment with hidden hostility. They’re lesson two.
Kanaya: I See. Well You Are Doing A Wonderful Job Conducting This Class Rose. You Are So Good I Hardly Realized That We Had Moved On From Lesson One To Lesson Two.
Rose: My, ambitious are we? You seem to be climbing the echeladder of Closehanded Backsass like a monkey destined for the highest fruit of the tree.
Kanaya: What Can I Say? I Am Learning From The Best After All.
Rose: You should watch yourself. You wouldn’t want to make it seem like you’re brown nosing.
Kanaya: Did You Think I Was Referring To You? I Am Sorry I Should Have Specified. I Was Talking About Your Brother.
Rose: I believe I need some ice for this burn. You have become the Snarkiest Broad, and my feelings are truly scorched.
Feferi: o)(… umm… is this <3 or <3<?
I cant sea the difference )(ere…
Kanaya: I Believe This Is Just Playful Bantering Feferi. As You Would Say It Is ‘Nofin To Worry Aboat’.
And Thank You Rose. You Do Not Know How Much It Pleases Me That I Have Finally Ascended My Echeladder To The Snarkiest Broad. As For Ice Im Sure I Have Some For That Astounding Burn.
Rose: It’s delightful to meet you, Feferi. Although, I regret that our first meeting is so deep in Sophisticated Lesbianism.
And, thank you, Kanaya. Would you mind coming over here and being my nurse? I have little experience with burns of any kind, and your help would be very much appreciated.
Kanaya: Now Dont Scare Her Off Rose.
And Of Course I Dont Mind Coming Over And Helping You With Your Burn. After All I Have Very Good Experience With Handling Hot Things.
Rose: I’ll do my best not to.
Do you, now? I can’t help but think that might be a passive aggressive compliment. Are you going soft on me after only a few exchanges?
Kanaya: Why Yes I Do. I’m Surprised That You Yourself Don’t Have As Much Of Experience As I Do In This Area. And What Compliment? I See No Compliment In My Previous Comment. I Am Not Softening On You Yet Rose.
Rose: I grew up in a rather cold environment, but I have always thought I would enjoy the company of a more temperate climate. If yo insist you aren’t going soft, then I suppose I must do my best to deal with your hardness.
#Or lack thereof? #I suppose I don’t know very much of your anatomy
Kanaya: I See. My Hive Might Be A Place You Would Enjoy To See If We Find Such A Dreambubble. Im Certain You Would Enjoy The Climate.
Go Ahead And Try To Deal With My Hardness As There Is No Way Im Going Soft Now. I Believe I Am On What You Call A Human ‘Roll’.
Rose: Your climate sounds like it would be more pleasing than most others.
If you’re rolling so hard, let’s see how long you can keep it up. That is, if you feel you’re ready to play with the big girls?
Kanaya: Im Not Sure. Are There Any Big Girls Around Here Who Will Be Joining Us In This Conversation? I Was Under The Impression That This Would Just Be You And I.
Rose: I’m not sure if that is a compliment on my weight, or an insult on my skills.
Kanaya: I Believe It Would Be Both. And If You Will Excuse Me I Will Happily Take A Moment To Relish In The Achievement Of Baffling The Seemingly UnBaffable Rose And Perhaps Near The Chance To Scale A New Rung On My Echeladder.
Rose: In response to that, I feel the need to give one “Thank you” and two “Fuck you”s.
Please tell me what rung you are on once you rake in the essentially useless boonbucks.
Kanaya: Now Now Rose. With That Attitude Maybe I Will Just Not Tell You What Rung I Am On. I Will Just Leave You Hanging In Suspense.
Rose: My life and happiness depend on knowing exactly what level you’re on. To keep me living a full life, you ought to inform me on how much grist you have as well as your health stats.
Kanaya: Now I Highly Doubt That That Is The Truth. You Wont Suddenly Keel Over Just Because I Dont Tell You What Rung On My Echeladder I Am On. And I Am Fairly Certain That The Amount Of Grist I Have Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With This Conversation Either. Your Life Will Not Spontaneously Shorten Just Because I Dont Tell You Something.
Rose: Clearly the student has yet to become the master if you didn’t recognize the sarcasm in my previous statement. Perhaps tomorrow, my Padawan.
Kanaya: Oh My. I Feel Slightly Embarrassed Now For Not Noticing. Perhaps Tomorrow Will Be Better. I Believe The Late Hour Is Starting To Get To Me.
Rose: I’m more than a little tired myself. Shall we continue our conversation in the morning?
Kanaya: Yes I Believe That Would Be A Wise Course Of Action. I Suppose Well Talk In The Morning
Please do a "Dave is lame" day?
dave is lame day
is a thing that is going to happen
you heard it first here
ive got about three more days in my queue so
i guess that means sunday?
sunday is dave is lame day
i have no idea whats going to happen
(if anyone wants to submit anything for dave is lame day please do)
I'm sorry you're feeling down. Take as much time as you need; what's important is your health not this blog. Feel better soon okay?♥
Thank you! <3 I will probably come on here to answer questions since they appear in my e-mail, but other than that I won’t be posting anything until sometime next week.
For my followers who are reading this, I apologize for the inconvenience and I appreciate everyone’s patience with me! ;u;
(I also have a Senior Proposal to do for a Project that’s mandatory to graduate, and it’s due on Monday so that’s another reason, hehe.)
Ohmygosh, the affiliated names are so cute~
Terezi: Deal with Submission.
TH4NK YOU. YOUR ST4T3M3NT W1LL T4K3-
==> Admin: Thank Properly.
Thanks! I was a little worried when naming them because I was afraid I’d accidentally offend someone with how I listed their blog as. I’m glad you think they’re cute.