Yoruichi's pick-up lines...in practice

As requested by anon. :)

Let’s say Yoruichi decided to try out those pick-up lines I wrote for her. On some randomly chosen Bleach characters. How might that shake out?

1. To Rose: “Wearing clothes is no fun. Wanna get out of here and get naked?”

Rose: Finally! Someone who isn’t ashamed of the human body!

Rose: I would LOVE to get naked with you!

Rose: …

Rose: Wait were you hitting on me?

2. To Katagiri: “I don’t carry a sword any more. Perhaps you could let me…use yours.”

Katagiri: …I’m a Quincy.

3. To Rukia: “Hey there, handsome. Wanna take me home and make me purr?”

Rukia: A-are you finally going to let me pet you?

Rukia: It’s is going to be the best night ever!

4. To Soi Fon: “Let’s play tag!”

Soi Fon: G-give me back my belt, Yoruichi-sama!

5. To Lisa: “Baby, I’d like to throw you over my shoulder right now and carry you home. You in?”

Lisa: …

Lisa: Yeah, okay, let’s do that.

6. To Gin: “Men! They always want to use their swords. Personally, I find it’s better to do things with my hands…”

Gin: So true! Personally I like to save my sword for special occasions. 

Gin: Also I have very nice hands.

7. To Hinamori: “When I use shunko the clothes burn right off my back. But you, baby, are so sexy that I can feel ALL of my clothes trying to leave my body.”

Hinamori: I-I’ve never been called sexy before…

Hinamori: I knew this haircut was a good idea!

8. To Hitsugaya: “I like younger men. I guess you could really say I’m more of a cougar than a kitty.”

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: Don’t make me blow my cat whistle, woman.

9. To Byakuya: “Hey baby. In honor of my clan I think you and I should get…inventive.”

Byakuya: I’m inventing a bunch of ways to leave right now.

Byakuya: …

Byakuya: That was wittier in my head.

10. To Urahara: “I don’t normally play the ‘I’m a princess’ card, but man, I’d like to have YOU kneeling in front of me tonight.”

Urahara: You know you have only to ask!

Urahara: Princess.