In class

  • teacher: do you all remember what is PEMDAS?
  • student: please excuse my dope ass swag
  • teacher: PEMDAS to you too
  • student: what?
  • teacher: please excuse my dumb ass student

I cannot.

  • Dad: Do not play Eminem! I don't like him!
  • Me: Not even his song with your girlfriend Rihanna?
  • Dad: WHAT? I LIKE HER MUSIC! ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT!
  • Me: Uh huh.
  • Dad: I LOVE S&M!

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rooofl replied to your post: I’m drunk

I’m high and I want to fuck too

Well fuck with your hand xD lol im drunk

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rooofl replied to your post: Buenas noches :)

G night C:

Good night dear ^^

Play

I'm just plain beasty at JustDance2

My sister sucks. 

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rooofl replied to your post: No entiendo

totally agree

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