....The Hetalians have awoken
..AND WE’RE REALLY, REALLY EXCITED.
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT SPAIN AND HIS CORRECT SKIN TONE
AND LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT
AND JESUS CHRIST, ENGLAND!
FAFDSGHJ AND CHECK OUT ROMANO RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE CALL THE HOTTIE POLICE.
SHIT, I AM SO EXCITED. WE’RE ALL EXCITED. EVEN AMERICA IS EXCITED.
AND GUESS WHAT?
…..IT’S ALL HAPPENING SOONER THAN EXPECTED.
What it would be like to have some of the countries from Hetalia as parents:
- If you got your heart broken:
- Germany: Where is this boy? I would like to talk to him.
- Italy: Aww honey have some pasta, it will make you feel better.
- England: *sharpens sword from his pirate days* Does he know who I am?
- America: Well if I had known he was going to break up with you I could have swept in and been the hero.
- Japan: *blinks* Well that was a surprise.
- Greece: Just take a nap for awhile, it will work out.
- Romano: *glares* I'll kill him!
- Spain: Don't worry this boy is just one of the many. You'll find love when you're ready.
- France: Well he probably only wanted one thing. But you could always make him jealous by flirting with someone else near him.