===> PYRALSPITE: Ascend

Hell yes.

Hell fucking yes.

It is incredibly badass being a dragon. 

Bitches be jealous of all your shiny-ass scales and motherfucking wing—

===> READER: Become the Neophyte.

You are now Neophyte Caelosia Redglare, and you are riding your famed dragon to wherever it is your kismesis calls her hive. You really have no idea as to how this is possible, but you ignore this fact because the girl pulling all the strings behind you has no idea either.

But that’s besides the point.

You are on your way to your kismesis’ hive. You had made plans much earlier to have a candle-light hate-date with her, simply because you did feel a little bad about the shenanigans you pulled when she was drunk (but mostly, you just wanted to land a few well deserved punches and maybe some hickeys))

The flight is much shorter than originally anticipated, which puts you ahead of schedule.

===> NR: Become The Trickster Troll