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So my boyfriend and I just signed for an apartment that's in the same complex as my sister's. So of course I had to tell her in the best way I know how... she hasn't responded yet.

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I’m gonna drive o Tulsa and kick Shawn’s ass, he’s bein so sassy right now.

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“Go to sleep little lisa, Put down that fuckin pizza. It's time to go to sleep now, Dead bodies in a heap, how? Go to sleep little lisa, I'm prolly not gonna miss ya.”

—connie wrote me a lullaby to go to sleep

Vesper Grey Behannon-Dean... How do I begin to explain Vesper Grey Behannon-Dean?

Vesper Grey Behannon-Dean is flawless.

I hear her umbilical cord’s insured for $10,000.

I hear she looked into the Time Vortex… and didn’t hear the drums.

Her least favorite fictional character is Martha Jones.

One time she met Shawn in Oklahoma…

-And he liked the state for once.

One time she spit up on me… It was awesome.

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rofldoctor replied to your post: Hall and Oates, you make my dreams come true!

literally the first song that popped in my head when I read your post!

That is so bamf, Hall and Oates are my bbs.

May I ask why that particular song, though? :)

Zomg, yous da bees to ma knees. I want you 5evur. Will you marry me?

nobody gets away with calling me bees

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