Alright, the three photoshop tutorials I’ll be uploading ARE:
- How to remove the background of a gif (Example here) // Requested by rimu
- How to use patterns and textures on a gif (Examples here and here) // Requested by xhitode and sawatte
- How to use templates for a 4-picture gifset (Examples here, here and here) // Requested by ampharos
Any tutorials I upload will be tagged on my blog as “tutorial“
For those who requested a basic tutorial on how to make a gif, there are countless tutorials already on how to do that if you just search it, I’ll be uploading tutorials assuming people already know how to make a gif ><
The Engineers Christmas
This must be spoken out loud and quickly, preferably after a wine for the full affect. Adds character!
Do you know anyone like this??…………………I do!!
While Christmas was nearing…..
Greg, from Rimu Engineering
Was writing a speech
for me to read at BNI
What a peach
Really, what a guy
Solid Works and Cad
Never make him mad
Paperwork and filing
Dancing and dining
Opening doors
Ha!! – He’s not flippin santa claus!
He’s an engineeeeeeer….
Ahhhh he says - Summers here
Geez its blimmin Hot out there
So we go grab a beer..
No, wait, he’s Outta here
He’s got no reindeer
He takes the truck
Through the muck
Oh but Never to mind
He’d rather the hard grind
Hes an engineeeeeeer…..
From Swampy Marshlands
Out to Riverlands
To the workshop
Won’t stop
“It’s almost Christmas??
Nah, give it a miss
I Got me factory
Quite satisfactory”
He’s an engineeeeeeer
Concrete floors
Dodgy doors
Bugs, birds and mice
Piece of paradise,
The tin shed
Needs a bed
Somewhere near
For the engineeeeeeer
Pontoons, lathes and jigs
Rimu mills
give him thrills
Counter sunk, flush screw
I’m almost through….
Dyna bolts
Happy Jolts
mig, tig and pulse wire
mmmm Engineers desire
“I’ve spent 20 years
Getting the gears
I’ve shed some tears
and Faced some fears
So why work less
When this works best…..
Trust me….
I’m an engineer”
Staircases, Fireplaces
Stainless Steel
No big deal
High Beams
Boats and Streams
Then there’s alloy
His favourite toy,
The Perfect Welded Seam
An Engineeeeeers dream….
Bend it
Mark it
Fold it
Cut it,
Measurements
Poles for tents
Grinding
arc eyes - *blinding*
“Hard work,
that’s the perk!”
Bloody big guillotine
Brake press - that’s just meeean,
Customers are freakin’
Want it by the weeken’
And now its December…
So please remember…
While thinking of “Chris miss”
For your missus,
Or getting gifts
Avoiding tiffs…
Take some time to think,
About the missing link…..
That bloke from Rimu
He doesn’t have a clue
- there are other things to do
Such as Pinot – sauvignon – merlot - don perignon……
I don’t know what to say
1. I know the number doesn’t matter, but Im just happy that I could “find” so much people who are really like my blog.
Im speechless, Im sleep drunk and I cant believe it.
it thanks to rimu! SHe posted a link about me, so that you ppl can follow me now. ;O;
ALSO THANKS TO THESE, WHO ARE STARTED FOLLOWING ME !!!
IM HAPPY AND WILL THINK ABOUT STH TO THANK PROPERLY FOR YOU GUYS! :-)
GOOD NIGHT <33333333
