BUT WHY DID THE OPERATOR LEAVE

“hey tim just walked up to me and is now standing in front of me better give up now pce out guys”

the reconstruction of Can Town has restored my faith in mankind—no, my faith in the universe

that is all I have to say about the update

The title of the article was "Top 7 Fattening Alcoholic Drinks You Need To Avoid"

It then listed them:

beer
wine
vodka
whiskey
liqueurs
cider
gin and tonic

So, what am I supposed to drink, exactly?

#still going to drink this beer though

Question to the world...

Every day i aim to ask one question that i beleive needs answering by either a really smart individual or by some great cosmic force (e.g. Doctor Who…technically hes both a really smart individual and a great cosmic force so he would be ideal…anywayyy)

Todays question is:

How is it realistically expected for people above the age of 18 to be truthfully happy at christmas??