Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor

• Mortimer Phelps: [to Itt] Now I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind. Uh... bird.
• Gomez Addams: Vulture.
• Morticia Frump Addams: Molting.
• Gomez Addams: Mating.
• Morticia Frump Addams: Nesting.
• Gomez Addams: Billing.
• Morticia Frump Addams: Cooing.
• Gomez Addams: Lips.
• Morticia Frump Addams: Red.
• Gomez Addams: Kiss me!
• Mortimer Phelps: Please! Now, I will not tolerate any more interruptions.
• Gomez Addams: Really, old man, you don't understand true love when you see it.