And the top 5 fandoms (as of right now but I don’t really expect them to change at all) are….
Doctor Who in first place with 62,532 notes! Congrats! 50 years and you’re still on top!
Harry Potter in second place with 60,565 notes! Just for once can you guys try to think Hufflepuff and be a little bit humble?
Supernatural in third place with 54,225 notes! Wow that’s a lot of Mishas…
BBC Sherlock in fourth place with 48,520 notes! But they don’t need an incentive.
Avengers in fifth place with 41,809 notes! Damn those aliens are screwed.
And honestly this last one may change and I wouldn’t normally include it but I am 100% biased towards it because I basically grew up in Disneyland…
Disney in sixth place with 37,747 notes! They’re not evil just because they like Star Wars! Grow up!
So there you have it. Your 2013 Prom Queens! See the rest in a second.
This will be the only page for the results. I'll update it as more come in.
Doctor Who
62532
Harry Potter
60565
Supernatural
54225
Sherlock (BBC version)
48520
Avengers
41809
Disney
37747
Homestuck
33192
Pokemon
30285
Hunger Games
27287
Tolkien
24403
Avatar the Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra
22705
Adventure Time
21592
Studio Ghibli
20077
Legend of Zelda
18493
Hetalia
17986
Anime
17748
AmazingPhil/Danisnotonfire
17653
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
17028
Les Miserables
16695
Star Trek
16375
Vlogbrothers
15525
My little Pony
14843
Star Wars
13257
One Direction
11914
Dreamworks
11438
Once Upon a Time
11221
Game of Thrones
10835
Teen Titans
10700
Hannibal
10666
Merlin
10638
Mortal Instruments
10408
OFF
10402
Fullmetal Alchemist
10178
Batman
9396
Walking Dead
9321
Rooster Teeth
9010
Portal
8982
Torchwood
8841
Naruto
8512
Divergent
8375
Glee
8335
Ouran High School Host Club
8116
Kingdom Hearts
7646
Soul Eater
7383
Minecraft
7045
Beatles
6541
Classic Rock
6475
Assassin’s Creed
6364
Firefly
5796
Gravity Falls
5581
Transformers
5547
Madoka Magica
5311
Sailor Moon
5140
Young Justice
5113
Slenderman / Creepypasta
5087
Final Fantasy
4868
Vampire Diaries
4690
Animal Crossing
4664
Mass Effect
4490
Elder Scrolls/Skyrim
4429
Dangan Ronpa
4324
DC Comics
4286
NCIS
4265
Team Fortress 2
4255
Psych
4227
Castle
4202
Invader Zim
4045
Digimon
4032
Fairy Tail
3970
Community
3947
The Office
3936
Teen Wolf
3884
One Piece
3846
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3697
Yu-Gi-Oh
3694
Spider-Man
3639
Sonic
3621
NSFW/Porn
3485
Bleach
3326
Code Lyoko
3308
Daft Punk
3219
Fallout
3158
Furry
3152
Ace Attorney
3108
Warrior Cats
3028
Muse
2617
Fringe
2512
Steam Powered Giraffe
2482
Tabletop Gaming (Dungeons and Dragons)
2442
Warehouse 13
2364
Dragon Age
2344
Angel Beats
2124
Lost
2074
Mentalist
1934
Half Life
1665
True Blood
1571
Dance Dance Revolution / DDR
1466
Mother
1368
Green Lantern
1260
Drum Corps International (DCI)
1218
Battlestar Galactica
966
Breaking Bad
947
Epic Mickey
757
Mad Men
381
REANIMATED RICE
*mic tap* uh, the FR voice isn’t really my public style but as I wanted to give back to the blog that helped me restore my health this past year, I’ll give it a valiant effort.
SO!
THINK YOU’VE MASTERED FR’S WORLD-CONQUERING COCONUT RICE, DO YOU?
THINK AGAIN, SLACKHEART! I’M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IT’S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU EAT ITS EARTHLY REMAINS. GIRD YOUR LOINS AND SADDLE YOUR DRGONS MY COMRADE, FOR THIS IS A QUICK DISH WITH A BAFFLINGLY LONG RECEIPT.
TO BECOME A LEVEL 20 NECROMANCER YOU WILL NEED TO LOOT THESE FROM YOUR NEXT COMBAT MISSION:
A SUPERIOR FRYING PAN
A LESSER SAUCEPAN
SOME OF THAT COCONUT RICE YOU LOVE SO MUCH
BEANS
EGGS
GARLIC AND/OR SPRING ONIONS
FEATURING! ANY VEGGIES YOU DESIRE
PLUS! IF YOU’RE A PROUD CARNIVORE, YOU CAN ADD MEAT TOO - JUST MAKE SURE IT’S COOKED THROUGH BEFOREHAND! WE DON’T WANT TO BE REANIMATING YOU, TOO! WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT!
BONUS! IF YOU’RE FEELING FANCY AND LOVE THE EAST ASIAN FLAVOUR LIKE ME, YOU CAN SERVE IT WITH SOY SAUCE, NORI SPRINKLE, OR TOASTED SESAME SEEDS - OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU FIND IN YOUR MAGICAL HAGRID-LIKE POCKETS. イタダキマーース！
FIRST YOU WILL NEED THE CORPSE OF ONE SUCCESSFUL COCONUT RICE SUMMONING. DO IT YOURSELF! THE EXP IS WORTH IT! USE LEFTOVERS OR MAKE A FRESH BATCH AND LEAVE IT TO COOL IN A SAFE PLACE WITH THE LID OFF. LET THAT STEAM GET OUT OR IT’LL CONDENSE AND TURN TO SLIME IN THE BOTTOM -THAT’S NOXIOUS STUFF! WE WANT COLD, DRY REMAINS.
NOW BEANS. ANY KIND. IF THEY’RE IN A TIN THEN GOOD FOR YOU. IF THEY’RE DRY, YOU NEED THE +4 ADDITIONAL SKILL OF FORWARD-PLANNING TO SOAK ‘EM FOR A WHOLE EARTH ROTATION BEFOREHAND. I LIKE AZUKI OR MUNG BEANS COS I WAS BROUGHT UP ON THAT SIDE OF TOWN. TRY BLACK-EYE BEANS! KIDNEY BEANS! MAGIC BEANS! (whispers: butterbeans are rightly named and turn to a glorious beany butter if they cook too long, so save them for a pie or casserole or have them with curry instead. Okay, the voic-)
COOK THEM! HOW? SLAM ‘EM IN A POT WITH WATER AND COOK ‘EM TILL THEY’RE DONE! STRAIN ‘EM. WATER’S NO GOOD FOR THIS SPELL!
TIME TO PREP YOUR MEAT AND VEG, BOYS!
CHOP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!
DONE? GOOD!
KNOW YOUR ONIONS? NO? WELL BETTER BONE UP FAST BRO! AND NEVER LET YOUR PETS CONSUME THEM! PETS DON’T RESURRECT!
CHOP UP YOUR GARLIC AND/OR SPRING ONIONS AND SLAM IT IN THE FRYING PAN. LET IT HEAT UP NICE AND GENTLE. COAX THE FLAVOUR OUT OF IT LIKE A NERVOUS KITTEN IN ITS FIRST SNOWFALL. NUDGE IT WITH AN IMPLEMENT.
VEG GOES IN NOW! EVERYTHING ELSE IS ALREADY PAR-COOKED SO GIVE THE PLANT LIFE A HEAD START! IT’S NOT LIKE IT HAD LEGS TO START WITH! MOVE IT AROUND WITH THE MIGHTY POWER OF YOUR MIND! MAKE SURE IT’S COOKED THROUGH BECAUSE THE REST IS COMING UP PRETTY QUICKLY NOW!
WHERE ARE THOSE EGGS, YOU SAY? WHERE INDEED? STARTLE ONE OUT OF THAT HEN THAT PECKED YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND TAKE YOUR REVENGE BY SCRAMBLING ITS UNBORN CHILD IN THE SAUCEPAN. YOU DO KNOW HOW TO SCRAMBLE, RIGHT? YOU’LL NEED ONE STARTLED EGG FOR EVERY GAPING MAW YOU PLAN TO FEED.
COOK IT ‘TIL IT’S DRY AND FLAKY - I KNOW I’M DOING IT WRONG! GO WITH ME HERE ALRIGHT? EVEN CURDLED MILK HAS A USE! (cough cough my neighbour makes mind-blowing cheese scones with it).
PUT YOUR SCRAMBLED EGG ASIDE BUT KEEP IT HANDY! YOU’LL NEED IT SOON ENOUGH. RETURN TO YOUR CAULDRON AND CHECK YOUR VEGGIES ARE DONE.
NOW IT’S BEANS IN! RICE IN! GO GO GO!
BREAK UP THE RICE AS IT CLINGS TOGETHER FOR COMFORT. SMASH ITS STARCHY RESOLVE! THERE’S ENOUGH OIL ON THE RICE FROM THE COCONUT MILK SO YOU WON’T NEED TO ADD MUCH TO GET IT FRYING! KEEP STIRRING TIL IT STARTS TO GO WEAK AT THE KNEES. IT’LL SOFTEN AND TAKE ON THE COLOUR BLOOD OF ITS FALLEN COMRADES. NOW WE CAN PUT IN THE PRE-COOKED MEAT.
ONCE THE WHOLE THING IS STEAMING NICELY AND YOU CAN FEEL THE POWERFUL HEAT OF RESURRECTION RISING FROM IT, IT’S TIME TO ADD THE SCRAMBLED EGG - AND DON’T BE STINGY! GET THAT EGG MIXED THROUGH SO EVERYONE GETS A SHARE.
SERVE IT UP WITH YOUR FAVOURITE CONDIMENTS AND YOU’RE DONE.
ALL HAIL!
RESURRECTED RICE!
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That I volunteered to cook in the first place was a wonder. That my family turned round and asked me to cook it again, for guests, and the guests asked for the recipe, is unheard of! I reckon that’s as good a promise of deliciousness as I can possibly provide. I based this on a memory of the Japanese fried rice dish chahan which I lived off as a student while studying abroad.
And guess what? I thought FR was a joke at first but I learned and re-learned so much. Coconut rice is indeed the best rice. Rice plus beans is a whole protein. Eggs are full of protein and the trace elements you need to keep your pecker up. Fresh veg and good meat (another source of protein!) are good for your energy and general health. That’s protein and plant sugars and starches: growth, repair, and expendable energy, guys.
Plus, coconut oil is reputedly great for improving memory function. This meal isn’t just delicious and eminently customisable, it might just turn your life around. It damn near saved mine. If you’re a lowly student and the only luxury you can afford is a half-dozen eggs once a fortnight, use them for this and make it once every few days. The unfried cold rice keeps well in the fridge, if you keep it dry. Everything but the eggs comes dirt cheap if you buy it dry and in bulk and think ahead. It’ll cut your shopping bill in half and help boost your health and daily function. I promise it. I guarantee it. I lived on it. Thank-you, FR, you saved my life!
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*WARRIOR TEARS*
COME INTO MY ARMS YOU BEAUTIFUL BEING I WISH TO EMBRACE YOU
-FR
