my fav. grape!sherlock quotes...

-honey, you should see me in a grape

-i was a soldier, i kill grapes

-don’t make people into grapes, john. grapes don’t exist. if they did i wouldn’t be one of them

-grape doesn’t alarm me

-grapes is what i have. grapes protect me

-you don’t fear the grape, john watson. you miss it

-i don’t have grapes…i just got one

-i should never wear grapes, apparently. drains me

-you’re wearing grapes, you weren’t wearing grapes before

-if i wanted to look at naked grapes, i would borrow john’s laptop

 

i need everyone to understand that #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithGrape is my new favorite thing.

i mean seriously:

“you’ve met him. how many grapes do you think he has?”

“i may be on the side of the grapes, but dont think for one second that i am one of them.”

“moriarty is not a man at all. hes a grape.”

“suicide of fake grape”

“im a grape, the last thing i need is a public image.”

James Moriarty isn't a man at all. He's a grape.

I will burn you. I will burn the GRAPE out of you.

“when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be a grape.”

  • Dr. John Watson: That's a Grape.
  • Sherlock Holmes: A friend of mine. When I say friend...
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