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i used to love christmas. now i dont know how i’m supposed to sit around a table with all my relatives on christmas eve and pretend to be ok. i just can’t do this anymore 

How to avoid a Thanksgiving food fight

thedailybeast.com

There you are, gathered with relatives ‘round the Thanksgiving table. Your spouse is carving up the bird, the kids are fidgeting in their dress clothes, your workaholic brother-in-law is glued to his iPhone, Uncle Jimmy is deep into the good scotch, and your mom is chattering on about how she hopes the stuffing didn’t dry out while she was helping your sister make the gravy.

Then it happens. Someone mentions President Obama. Or taxes. Or Rush Limbaugh. Or voter suppression. And suddenly, your dad is ranting about socialism while Aunt Myrtle lectures your sister about the ho-mo-sex-ual agenda. Your brother-in-law stops texting long enough to make some crack about pro-rape Republicans, which sends Uncle Jimmy lunging for the carving knife.

At every family gathering:

  • relatives: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
  • me: can we not

When My Relatives Come For A Visit

Everyone’s reaction

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While I’m standing there like…

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Relatives coming over today…

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When my relatives comment on the bruises they see on me

I’m like:

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Oh, holidays…


Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate Christmas!  To everyone else, happy 25th of December - the anniversary of the day Anders Celsius introduced his centigrade temperature scale!  :-D

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