The best of /r/gameofthrones for 3x09
“The credits are silent so you can hear yourself rage.”
“That being said, it was a pretty good night for Edmure.”
“I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen Sean Bean die twice.”
“Rickon “I’m coming with you” Bran “No, I’ve think you’ve had enough speaking lines already”“
“Don’t hate the flaya hate the game”
“In case it wasn’t clear, Walder Frey doesn’t give a single fuck about guest right.”
“You could drown a toddler in Dany’s panties right now”
“Did Jon Snow just get attacked by some freedom?”
“500% increase on Rickon’s lines this episode.”
“OH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK”
“My fiance is currently in the fetal position in a closet, mumbling “they killed everyone”“
“FUCK ME WITH A 9 IRON WTF”
“Looking at all of Walder Frey’s daughters and granddaughters… Robb REALLY dodged a bullet here. Even Walder agrees” with a reply of “Oh, did he now?”
“Reader here: The entire family looks at me like i did it for not telling, after weeks of smacking me for saying a single word.”
“So, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
“Bran’s voice dropped another octave this week!”
“Game of thrones drinking game: Drink until it doesn’t hurt any more.”
“This makes Ned Starks death look like a fucking birthday party.”
“What the fuck. I mean seriously. Holy shit. I did not see that coming. Who would have thought that Jon Snow would just abandon Ygritte like that. Keep ‘em coming, GoT.”
“WHAT DO WE SAY TO DEATH TODAY? ALL ABOARDDDD!”
“This is truly starting to feel like an abusive relationship.”
“I’m a mid-30s guy. Veteran. Seen every vile and horrible thing humans can do to one another… Never read the books, but have watched every episode…Tonight, when the credits rolled, I actually stood up and spoke: “What the actual Fuck!”, went into the kitchen and quickly inhaled a double of Black Label. That entire last 5 minutes… The knife to her belly… Just… Fuck. I’m rooting for Daenerys to fucking burn all of them.”
“I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this I can’t deal with this”
“If you think this is going to have a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
“I thought the band killed it”
“HOLY SHIT RICKON TALKED! EPISODE 9 IS CRAZY!”
