Stay Moke Li'dat
- Me: BEST FRIEND! I never talk to you for long timeeee
- Andre: Eh! Howzit?
- Me: Brah I stey going crazeh, dis 5 min project brah, killahs
- Andre: You ever get da crew?
- Me: ho cuz I wen get one person and den afta dey had to go pick up da keiki but afta none of deez fakas wen come help me brah Hooo I waz pissed
- Andre: I gon kick errbody's okoles.
- Me: das how cuz. deez fakas don know who dey dealing wit
- Andre: PORTIA I CAN'T DO THIS. STOP LOL.
- Me: WHY? IT WAS GOING SO WELL!
this past week has been a goldmine of amazing text messages
- “come over. i’m listening to the beatles box set and playing donkey kong. i got some weed for christmas and i wanna smoke.”
- “i just had a conversation with a 4 year old about our love for cheez-its.”
- “theft is fine when it has to do with cheez-its.”
- “ever look a gummy worm right in the face before you eat him?”
- “okay, i’ll pick you up on ocean ave. meet me on the corner, hooker.”
my best friend keeps sending me stupid texts ealigjrh
- me (1.55 AM): Really wish you were here.
- No Ryan, Das Gay (8.57AM): Yah Ohio sux. I do too.
- No Ryan, Das Gay (9.34 AM): Who has fun run. If you don't. download it.
- No Ryan, Das Gay (9.49 AM): #PlayMeOnFunRunSoIKnowThatItsReal
- No Ryan, Das Gay (9.51 AM): Bitch in this horror movie goes to Costco to die. Hell yeah bitch where else am I tryna die. Sams club? #HellNo
- No Ryan, Das Gay (9.56 AM): Tryna watch Brave. Click on http://papithugz.com/ by accident. #NotSundayMovieMaterial
- No Ryan, Das Gay (9.58 AM): There was a big ass spider in my bed. This is not your bed spider. Get outta here. #ActuallyHavingAPanicAttack
- No Ryan, Das Gay (10.06 AM): Bitches picking church over fun run. #ItAintRealWithNobody
- No Ryan, Das Gay (10.07 AM): Just lost three times in a row. I hate this game. #ILoveThisGame
- Me: I'm 5000+ words behind.
- Jessie: I'm all of the above behind. XD
- Me: *begins laughing, then writes* I was laughing for 352 years, oh my god.
- Jessie: So were you killed by a Dalek, and Rose brought you back to life? Then did you travel with Rose and the Doctor until the Doctor left you on some satellite space ship? Then did you use your vortex manipulator to hop back to Earth year 2012, but it messed up and sent you 352 years too far back, so you just decided to laugh until now? Or was that just an exaggeration?
This conversation is one of the reasons why I love my best friend:
- Him: How's it goin?
- Me: Asjfwpfhw. Bleh.
- Him: What's wrong?
- Me: I'm fucking everything up again. I feel like I'm failing miserable at everything I do. And I've just lost all motivation. I tried to motivate myself again but I just feel like a lost cause....
- Him: Don't think you're a lost cause. We all have those days.
- Me: So why do "those days" seem to always happen to me? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I just be normal? Why can't I just be happy....?
- Him: Cuz we all have staegs like that. I was in one not too long ago. I know how it feels. However I also know that it WILL end if given enough time.
This just happened on facebook chat...
- Brianna Young: totes
- Marina Magyar: m'goats
- Brianna Young: on dem boats
- Marina Magyar: wearin some coats
- Brianna Young: tryin to float
- Marina Magyar: with da pope
- Brianna Young: hangin by a rope
- Marina Magyar: being all dope
- Brianna Young: so full of hope
- Marina Magyar: they won't ever mope
- Brianna Young: cause they wearin a cloak
- Marina Magyar: while going for a soak
- Brianna Young: while stalking a bloke
- Marina Magyar: and snorting some coke
- Brianna Young: it aint even a joke
- Marina Magyar: they takin a toke
- I HAVE OFFICIALLY OUT-CREEPED YOU OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PROBLEM
- Brianna Young: LOL I WAS TRYING SO HARD BUT I STILL CAN'T BREATHE FROM THE SNORTING SOME COKE HAHAHA
- Marina Magyar: I'M REALLY GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!
mystiKAL. rappin thug lyfe
Oh my God, I’m going to smack you.
