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So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..

  • Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
  • Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.
  • RDJ: Gimmee.

If Marvel ever wanted to replace RDJ as Iron Man...

  • Marvel: Give us the suit.
  • Robert Downey Jr.: To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in.
  • Marvel: ...
  • Robert Downey Jr.: The truth is... I am Iron Man.
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