The other day I decided to walk down the street to have lunch instead of getting in my car and going.
I guess the high schools had just ended their school day. So a kid across the street on a bike yells out, “Hey cutie.”
All I could think of was I’m probably like 10 years older than you. I don’t know if I should feel good about looking younger than I am or if I should be offended. Sometimes the most random things happen in my life.
Today I was sitting in the cafeteria alone eating some fries when this guy in an orange shirt sat by me. I wasn’t really paying attention to him cuz I was too zoned out, but eventually I looked up and saw that he looked like Jimmaaay, and what was really funny is that his shirt said “Guns don’t kill people. I kill people” He caught me staring at his shirt so to make things less awkward I said Prove it, to which he chuckled and said, ” Maybe someday I will..maybe you will, maybe someone in this room will! Maybe some of us already have! ” and pointed to this frail lady who was no younger that 67 that was sitting a few tables over doing homework or something Xp I was just like Yeeeeeesssssss! We didn’t say anything after that and I just got my ass back to class. The wonderful random encounters one experiences in collage cafeterias!
whale singing
my sister’s dial tone is a whale singing to some background music. its cute and all but that shit is so fucking scary.
the first time i heard it, it was raining like crazy (aka yesterday). i was in the emergency route/stairs of the library and that area echoes, is cold, ALL WHITE, and is always empty. so as i was calling her and this whale singing to music, i felt like i was in a horror film and about to die.
scary shit.
