Quipping: The act of shipping quidditch teams with one another

Ex:

  • Purdue/UMD
  • QC Pitt/Purdue
  • Purdue/The rest of Big 10 Quidditch
  • JHU/UMD
  • USC/UCLA
  • QC Pitt/Ives Pond
  • QC Pitt/Kansas
  • Vassar/Genesco
  • Purdue/Miami OH

Quidkids, if I’m missing some, ADD THEM.

And no, Matt, you can’t ship QC Pitt with EVERYONE

Quinsomnia

Quinsomnia: The inability to fall asleep, due to Quidditch-related thoughts racing through the head. 

“I’ve been thinking so much about the UK Summer Games that I’ve had really bad quinsomnia”

Quocabulary (Quidditch Vocabulary) le un

Quove: [kwuvh]

noun, verb, quoved, quov·ing.

–noun

1. a profoundly tender, passionate and pure affection for another person, particularly another Quidditch player or fan.

2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend, or Quidditch teammate.

3. Sometimes Quidditch team related sexual passion or desire.  (See Quincest).

4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart; Quidditch captain.

5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to lead the drill, quove?

6. All of the above, and more, whenever it feels suitable, whenever the love you feel is just not enough and you just need to say Quove to share how happy or important something is to you.

Image 1: A perfect example of two friends in Quove

Image 2: Potent nonromantic Quove at its finest


Image 3: … … <3

…

So this picture spam might be because I am really missing my friend Sandy who is spending a year studying abroad. She just happens to be the personification of Love and Quove and Sunshine in the World, and it sometimes just feels so odd to realize that I used to assume that where I found Nathan, I would find Sandy, and vice versa.

Basically. I Quove them and you should too.

Cuddling for quidditch players

Should be called “quddling”. Say that word out loud. It just sounds quadorable. —Evan “Red Card” Bell

quadorable: it sounds…just like cuddling? Unless it’s something like kwud-ling. 

“quindulging in quincest is a quintessential quactivity”

—

Broooer

You guys, you guys, really though. This chat is ridiculous and everyone is missing out.

Podcast 2 Finished

Podcast #2 is finished!

Here you are, Quidditch fanatics: the second podcast in the series. Qui quope quou quenjoy quit! (That doesn’t work so well…)

Quama

Quidictionary:

Quama - When sh*t goes down in or between teams.

“There was so much quama over the scorekeeping at the World Cup!”

Also known as Quidrama

Great quonversation and quinteraction tonight :)

THANKS QUINSKY!

Quidditch Vocabulary

QUIDOWCH: how one feels the day after playing Quidditch. 

Submitted by kuakistar 

QuidCon

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The best quidditch convention that has yet to happen.

You can read more about it/register here.

Rowcabulary >.<

According to Guillermo and Sophie, crew breakfast is now crewfast. They can try to copy quocabulary, but crew will never be anywhere near as awesome as quidditch.

Crewfast < Queakfast

Snitch Snatch

Snitch Snatch, it’s when you Snatch The Snitches ball(s)


Also see: Quinnueno

Team quinner (quidditch dinner) tonight :)

To celebrate our D2 WCV victory :)

At a fellow group dinner, talking about the abanoned castle in the Hudson.

“Vassar should buy it!”

“What would we do with it?”

“We could buy it for the quidditch team, right Shelby? It’d be a quastle.”

“Shelby, what do you guys eat at quinner? Do you eat queef?”

…..

Really guys? I get that quocabulary is kind of dorky, buy you don’t have to be such asses. It wasn’t like, friendly teasing either because they were guys I don’t really talk to. Idk why I let it bother me, but it did. When my student fellow asked me if I was okay I just told him I was stressed about finals.

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