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i like my fictional men the way i like myself after i’ve just finished a video game: 

beaten. emotionally compromised. sweaty. disoriented. full of torment. changed forever and crying on the floor. 

BIOWAIRY TALES

  • Broody and the Beast
  • Blondie-locks and the Three Templars
  • Little Red Riding Hawke
  • RumpelSTENskin
  • Crow-in-boots
  • The Cheesewheel Man
  • Sandal and Gretel
  • The Three Little Pigs (That Kaidan Alenko Ate For Breakfast)
  • The Three Silly Krog— GRUNT
  • Jack the Reaper Killer
  • The Cerberus Apprentice
  • The Turian Who Cried Calibrations
  • The Starchild Who Tried To Cry Reaper But Ended Up Crying Because Shepard Shot Him In A Fit Of Rage
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