Top Ten Things for Aspiring Princes to Remember

10. Be as much like this guy as possible. No, really, every girl who ever watched Quest for Camelot vowed to marry him.

9. Invest in a frying pan. They are useful for a number of reasons.

8. Don’t ever let your princess fall. But if you do, remember to catch her.

7. It’s good to remember every so often how lucky you are to have her.

6. Always listen to the Genie. He’s over 10,000 years old, he knows what’s up.

5. Don’t be afraid to let your princess teach you new things, you’re not the only smart one!

4. Don’t give up in the face of danger. You’ve got better things to do. After all, death cannot stop true love.

3. Love your princess despite (or, even better, because of) her oddities.

2. Let your princess be the one to beat up the bad guy every so often, she’s just as mad as you about his dickishness and she can handle herself just fine.

1. And finally, no matter what else you do, never ever do this: