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I can see 7 years into the future

I have 2020 vision

Will Graham quits his job.
“This is my resign.”

Will Graham adopts a pig.
“This is my new swine.”

Will Graham is now the sun.
“This is how I shine.”

Will Graham sits in a comfy chair.
“This is my recline.”

Will Graham tells a joke.
“This is my punch line.”

Will Graham is digging for coal.
“This is my strip-mine.”

Will Graham is really happy.
“This is my cloud nine.”

Will Graham is an artist.
“This is my straight line.”

This sentence is in italics.

that’s a bold-faced lie

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