Don't read if you like Taylor Swift or Haylor.
Even though I do invest my time in Larry, when seeing them together I don’t ever freak out due to feels. I know I post that I do, and its because I am truly happy that they have been allowed to acknowledge each other’s presence without MM stepping in, but I rarely actually sit behind my computer and “fangirl”. Today though, I feel so emotionally drained. I haven’t cried over all that’s been going on, but I feel as if I’ve been on the verge of tears for the past two days.
Its not even Taylor being associated to the boys either, it how its all being handled. The way Harry is being made to look as if he’s only going to her for sex, and how headlines are already saying her friends are trying to warn her off. He’s not the fucking anti-Christ. He’s an 18 year old from a tiny ass village in England, who likes singing and baking!
so i mean, harry went home and slept in his own bed in his own hotel room and then went back to hers to be photographed and video taped leaving her hotel
then when they were leaving the after party she saw the cameras and grabbed his hand really quickly and he dropped it once he thought the cameras were gone
Action Figures || Leo/Tia
“…Are they serious about this? I mean, if public opinion about us is low, then surely selling stuff isn’t going to improve that…plus, what’s the action figure me going to look like? It won’t be pretty enough. It couldn’t be pretty enough, the lawyers would never allow it, the kids could cut themselves on the cheekbones.”
Leo sipped at his coffee as he looked over the brief, talking aloud to whoever was listening. He smiled appreciatively at the cup, before looking around and snapping out of his reverie.
“Oh, hi. Was I talking aloud? Also, you have excellent taste in coffee, I knew I could rely on you.”
In Which Kym Knows Me Better Than I Know Myself
My friend Kym, who I met through the Worcester Sharks, seems to think of me as some kind of encyclopedia/news source. She has asked me about everything from legal process to which terror alerts to pay attention to while living in Germany to moth identification (true story. She posted a picture on my Facebook wall asking for identification before trying to shoo it out of the house). Today, she posted a link to a story about the Syracuse Crunch offering a job to that guy that was married to Kim Kardashian and commented: “Josie JNN - I’d love to hear your thoughts…….”
In truth, my reaction was “I don’t have anything to say about these fools,” but I didn’t want to let Kymmy down, so I gave it a shot. That was when things went awry.
Full disclosure: I make a point of not knowing who any of these people are, but what I gather is that this is the fool who was married to that Kardashian woman for like five minutes and then SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH the whole thing turned out to be a farce and everyone was upset because if there is anything that truly affects people’s lives, it is CERTAINLY the marriage of some dipshit who got famous for [having sex] on tape and hanging out with Paris Hilton, ALSO I believe for like four seconds. Perhaps that should have been a clue. Anyway so first I thought this guy was being invited to play hockey for the Crunch, which got me all confused because I thought he was a basketball person (another category of things I don’t care about) which I supported wholeheartedly because the Crunch have been ridiculous my entire AHL-fan-life, in both their Small Highlighter Yellow Caped Superhero Man phase and their Yeti-like Creature phase. But then I clicked your link and it was kind of fun because it validated my longstanding theory on Syracuse, that being “any city named after one of the greatest cities in Greek civilization that still adopts ‘the Orangemen’ and ‘the Crunch’ as their sports teams has to be populated by [freaking] whackadoodles” because REALLY, SYRACUSE, YOU THINK THAT WEIRD REALITY TV DRAMA IS GOING TO HELP YOUR GAME OPS? REALLY?
But of course they don’t, because this is a publicity stunt, and the world people who kan’t kwit the Kardashians will find out the Syracuse Crunch exists (along with the rest of the AHL, HEYOOOOOO) and will go “what the [hell] is that, some kind of yeti?” and then go back to watching Bruce Jenner and his weird face reign over the [disaster] that is that whole pox of a family.
Apparently Kym knows my soul.
(For those who didn’t get the superhero reference, observe the glory of the below Syracuse Crunch jersey. Goodness the 90s were a troubling time for hockey sweaters.)
“Mayor Celia Wade-Brown says the city will actually call itself “The Middle of Middle-earth” during the week of the premiere, a change that will be evident on postmarked letters and even the masthead of the city’s main newspaper.”—Wellington, NZ, Changes Name To ‘Middle of Middle-Earth’
They only gave Harry a bag so that he wouldn’t have to go back to his hotel. He’ll probably check into his own room this time around. It saves their asses from fan cams at 4am.
The dumbfuck of this all though, is that if Harry and Taylor really wanted to be discreet and spend intimate time together, they’d have stayed in the same damn hotel. What couple stays in separate places while not only in the same city, but same area? This stunt is so stupid I feel like I’m the one losing brain cells.