- #winfield scott hancock
- #william t. sherman
- #winfield scott hancock has the best hair in the history of the world
- #winfield scott hancock was six foot three and could swear like a sailor and was a union general and those are all things i can appreciate
- #sherman could out glower a stone wall
- #grant and sherman: unstoppable force of destruction and attractiveness
- #american civil war
So I found out a while ago that Anders actually agrees with you if you decide to hand Fenris back to Danarius. I was sort of angry with him for a while after that.
apparently killing thousands of people is fine, but saying one thing about a guy he understandably hates, IF you pick an option I’d never pick anyway, is a terrible crime?
what the hell brain.
secretly a virgin | jongyu
“jonghyun invited me to come to his place tomorrow evening.” jinki sits down at the table, eyes wide open and unfocused. minho and kibum look up from their plates.
“good! finally, you’ve been going out for ages. honestly, it’s time he let you let him do you,” says kibum and pats jinki’s shoulder in congratulation.
“they’ve been going out for two weeks,” minho deadpans. kibum holds one of the chips delicately in between his two fingers and shoves it into minho’s mouth.
“shh, it’s never too soon for sex.”
jinki turns to kibum and holds the younger boy’s hand in his.
“what do i do?”
“is this where you acknowledge my sexual supremacy and ask me for blowjob advice? because if it’s not then remove your hand immediately,” says kibum.
jinki blinks, slowly retracts his hand and coughs. he takes a tentative look at kibum. ”i’m about to tell you something but you need to promise that you won’t hit me…scratch me…cause me any bodily harm.”
“okay?” kibum raises an eyebrow and nods.
jinki takes a deep breath, curls into himself as much as possible in the cafeteria chair, scrunches his eyes shut and rattles out, “i may have told him i’d slept with two guys before him.”
the silence at the table contrasts with the white noise of the cafeteria. jinki straightens up and opens his eyes in surprise. kibum smiles and throws his chips at jinki’s face before standing up and walking out of the cafeteria.
forced to share a bed | minkey
“your fucking nose is in my eye,” kibum hisses and pushes minho’s face away with his hand. minho flails, successfully hitting kibum in the stomach before he latches onto the older boy’s waist.
“what is your problem are you trying to kill me,” minho angrily mutters into the fabric of kibum’s shirt. kibum scrunches his nose.
“ugh, this is horrible. can’t you just sleep on the floor i can feel your whole body against mine, it’s disgusting,” says kibum as he pushes at minho’s right shoulder to put some space in between them.
“stop pushing at me! we’re on the top bunk with no fucking railing,” minho whispers furiously, still trying not to wake up the leader sleeping, hopefully soundly, on the bottom bunk.
he then pulls his face away from kibum’s shoulder and frowns. “and what do you mean disgusting? you give me handjobs.”
kibum rolls his eyes as he tries to remove minho’s arm from his ass. “yes, i do. also your dick is the only good thing about you and the only part of your body i ever want to touch now distance yourself you stupid assface.”