everybody waiting for the new Pope announcement and I’m here just waiting for the VM project to hit the 1 million mark 

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DAN/BLAIR NEEDS TO HAPPEN I NEED TO SEE PRETTY GIFS AND PHOTOSETS ON TUMBLR DON'T YOU DARE SOPA OR I'LL BREAK A CHAIR ON YOUR HEAD

So recently I followed a Porn Star on Tumblr - just for the hell of it.

Despite all the pictures she posts (like fucking Twitter), the only reason I still follow her is because her apartment’s staircase is fucking rad. It’s all spirally and shit.

Happy New Year

But more importantly SHERLOCK. IS. ALMOST. HERE.

The only reason I want to be able to drink is so I can take part in Drinking games on Tumblr.

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So I found out a while ago that Anders actually agrees with you if you decide to hand Fenris back to Danarius.  I was sort of angry with him for a while after that.

apparently killing thousands of people is fine, but saying one thing about a guy he understandably hates, IF you pick an option I’d never pick anyway, is a terrible crime?

what the hell brain.

It’s a good thing I don’t watch any must see TV on Mondays cause I have so much to do when I get home. 

Yes my TV viewing schedule determines what gets done at night.  Doesn’t everyone use this as a decision matrix?

6-jongyu,9-minkey

secretly a virgin | jongyu

“jonghyun invited me to come to his place tomorrow evening.” jinki sits down at the table, eyes wide open and unfocused. minho and kibum look up from their plates. 

“good! finally, you’ve been going out for ages. honestly, it’s time he let you let him do you,” says kibum and pats jinki’s shoulder in congratulation. 

“they’ve been going out for two weeks,” minho deadpans. kibum holds one of the chips delicately in between his two fingers and shoves it into minho’s mouth. 

“shh, it’s never too soon for sex.”

jinki turns to kibum and holds the younger boy’s hand in his. 

“what do i do?” 

“is this where you acknowledge my sexual supremacy and ask me for blowjob advice? because if it’s not then remove your hand immediately,” says kibum.

jinki blinks, slowly retracts his hand and coughs. he takes a tentative look at kibum. ”i’m about to tell you something but you need to promise that you won’t hit me…scratch me…cause me any bodily harm.” 

“okay?” kibum raises an eyebrow and nods.

jinki takes a deep breath, curls into himself as much as possible in the cafeteria chair, scrunches his eyes shut and rattles out, “i may have told him i’d slept with two guys before him.”

the silence at the table contrasts with the white noise of the cafeteria. jinki straightens up and opens his eyes in surprise. kibum smiles and throws his chips at jinki’s face before standing up and walking out of the cafeteria.

forced to share a bed | minkey

“your fucking nose is in my eye,” kibum hisses and pushes minho’s face away with his hand. minho flails, successfully hitting kibum in the stomach before he latches onto the older boy’s waist. 

“what is your problem are you trying to kill me,” minho angrily mutters into the fabric of kibum’s shirt. kibum scrunches his nose.

“ugh, this is horrible. can’t you just sleep on the floor i can feel your whole body against mine, it’s disgusting,” says kibum as he pushes at minho’s right shoulder to put some space in between them. 

“stop pushing at me! we’re on the top bunk with no fucking railing,” minho whispers furiously, still trying not to wake up the leader sleeping, hopefully soundly, on the bottom bunk.

he then pulls his face away from kibum’s shoulder and frowns. “and what do you mean disgusting? you give me handjobs.”

kibum rolls his eyes as he tries to remove minho’s arm from his ass. “yes, i do. also your dick is the only good thing about you and the only part of your body i ever want to touch now distance yourself you stupid assface.”

That awkward moment in class when the teacher asks you a question...

…but you can’t answer because you’ve spent the past 15 minutes daydreaming about Amanda Tapping.

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My life currently

Sleep < Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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  • Me and my Mom watching "The Mummy"
  • Mom: Aw remember when Rachel Weisz did frivolous films, like not just deep indie stuff?
  • Me: Yeah, but I mean, she got to sleep with Tom Hiddleston in a movie. I'd say she's done well for herself.

WHOOPS KICKASS IS ON HOLD, I WAS JUST INFORMED THERE’S A KH3DS DEMO AVAILABLE

When getting ready to go out of town for a few days, one must always ask oneself the most important question:

WHICH BOOKS DO I PACK???

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