In the future little girls are going to write up Christmas lists describing something “big and strong with pretty eyes and long brown hair I can braid flowers into and loves to eat candy and gives me piggy back rides everywhere and is best friends with a pretty princess named Jenny…”
And their parents are going to laugh and say, “honey we can’t afford a horse”
and the little girls will just roll their eyes and say, “MOM, DAD, God — I was talking about a Jared Padalecki”
