different types of procrastination: a guide by me

• number one: the "im too tired ill do it later" excuse
• number two: the "omg im really hyper lets do this homework but its too far away im too lazy" excuse
• number three: the "its not due until next week ill do it later" excuse
• number four: the "i'll just watch it after i finish this episode" excuse
• number five: the "its due tomorrow ill get up early and do it" excuse
• number six: the "fuck this im becoming a hooker" excuse