Eminem: Hello?
Curtis: Yes
Eminem: Hi is this Curtis?
Curtis: Yes it is
Eminem: Hi Curtis
Curtis: Hi
Eminem: Hi this is Curtis, I’m Curtis, my name is Curtis also
Curtis: Oh my name’s Curt.
Eminem: Oh, that’s really funny, I’m sorry
Curtis: That’s okay
Eminem: Um, listen, I was wondering, I was looking at your ad in the paper, um, I was wondering you, you, you do sculptures?
Curtis: Yes
Eminem: Okay, um, I, you’re gonna laugh, um, I, this is kinda personal but, I’m um, a transsexual. And I was wondering if, um, you could - are, are you there?
Curtis: Yes
Eminem: Oh okay I’m sorry I thought you was gonna laugh at me. Um, I was wondering how much you charge, like um, to sculpt, like like if you to make like, um, a sculpture of my body?
Curtis: Well, that’s not what I do. I work in steel and -
Eminem: You couldn’t make a sculpture of like um, my body?
Curtis: No
Eminem: Okay, um
Curtis: That’s not what I do.
Eminem: Okay, you’re yelling at me.
Curtis: No I’m not.
Eminem: Oh, I I’m sorry. I thought you were yelling at me.
Curtis: Maybe my phone is too loud or something.
Eminem: oh, okay. Cause It sounds very loud in my ear.
Curtis: Just to make it very clear, what I do -
Eminem: uh huh?
Curtis: Is Geo metrics.
Eminem: Ohhhh. What exactly is Geo metrics?
Curtis: Well-
Eminem: Cause I was trying to get, like, just, just all I really wanted was - you’re probably gonna laugh - but all I really wanted was um, a sculpture, really, of my penis just for my girlfriend. 
Curtis: That’s not what I do.. I don’t know what to tell you. But uh-
Eminem: You can’t make a sculpture of my penis?
Curtis: That’s not what I do, sir.
Eminem: Just, just my penis, that’s it. Just the head of my penis.
Curtis: No, that’s not what I do. Okay?
Eminem: Why don’t you make sculptures of penises?
Curtis: Well, it’s not, first of all-
Eminem: You’re being mean sir, because you put an add in the paper. 
Curtis: No I didn’t. I put a ad in for-
Eminem: YOU PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER FOR PENIS SCULPTURES!! THIS IS REALLY MESSED UP, YOU’RE DOING PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE TO ME, PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY
Curtis: You know I have your phone number by the way. So don’t make obscene phone calls. 
Eminem: I’m not making obscene phone calls, I’m being dead serious with this sir! And you’re making fun of me..
Curtis: Well I can’t do that for you-
Eminem: Is that a business you run there?
Curtis: I put an ad in for trucking.
Eminem: You’re scaring me, what’s.. trucking?
Curtis: Yes, you looked under trucking. I don’t have an ad for uh-
Eminem: I thought I looked under fucking.. oh, my god.. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, goodbye.

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