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Seriously though..

FUCK ALL YOU GORGEOUS ASS GIRLS

i wish i was pretty like the girls i see on tumblr :(

they’re just so perfect. Then there’s me…

sometimes the potato life is hard

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watching all your friends being diced up, fried, drowned in ketchup, mauled to death by a hungry human. It’s hard, but at least I can keep hope that they’ve reached the giant potato in the sky

baggy and oversized t-shirts look great on other people and when I wear them I look like a potato wtf

I feel like a deformed potato when I'm with my friends.

so i realized my flirting consists of me talking about star wars

omfg. 

sighs

i am only a potato

I've fallen in love with The Perks Of Being A Wallflower magnificent movie <3

The post of shame.

My brother in law wanted to set me up with someone and my initial reaction was HA NOPE KTHXBAI.

This was a week ago and today he shows up with him and I’m looking ugly and unprepared in my pajamas and he’s hot and I’m like A POTATO. 

I couldn’t even say hi I just looked away and then looked down. D: 

Ahh shit.

Realizing how much of a pathetic nerd I am. He probably thought he’d meet a pretty and skinny girly girl but instead it’s a girl who sits on her ass and plays video games wearing a Star Wars shirt who is too socially awkward to talk to guys past the friendship level. 

wooooo, kthxbai

Just found my senior math teachers facebook and SHOCKER, her default is pin-up and fucking flawless.

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