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instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

i’ll do my homework in five minutes the novel

lol no i won’t the sequel

why didn’t i do my fucking homework the final installment in this tragically heartbreaking trilogy

I’m not going to be able to handle romantic Derek. I’m already losing it.

We were eating breakfast earlier today in the ward, and there was a report on tv and I just so happened to hear the words “women are three times more likely to deliberately harm themselves than men”. They boy next to me said, “that’s strange, I’ve never really met a girl who harms herself”, to which I replied shyly, “you’ve met me”. A couple of seconds later he replied nervously, “well, you’ve met a guy”, and my heart just dropped.

do you think old people judge each other on who has the best walking frames and wheelchairs

If this post gets 100,000 notes I will show this to my homophobic mother to prove to her that bisexuality is real and totally OK.

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