• what she says: im fine
  • what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess

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BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT AND DONT FORGET JOHN BARROWMAN

rudolph the soft grunge reindeer

had a very nineties blog

and if you ever saw it

you would surely ☮✞☯clickkk for moreee☯✞☮

when i post something really funny and dont get any notes i feel like kevin jonas

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i don’t think i’m emotionally stable enough to watch tv shows

IS THIS REAL LIFE OR IS THIS FANTASY

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