My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
new pope arrives at the window fifteen minutes late with starbucks
when someone talks about you and you’re right next to them and they don’t see you so you’re just like
I’M NOT SURE IF ANY OF YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW GREAT NUNS ARE BUT A FAMILY FRIEND WHO IS ONE JUST EMAILED ME THIS
Do you know what the favorite breakfast is in Rome these days? Ex Benedict: XVI Euros per plate
Do you know what the favorite breakfast is in Rome these days?
Ex Benedict: XVI Euros per plate
HELP
THE NUNS ARE MAKING POPE JOKES
Why did the Pope cross the road?
To get to The Other Side.
hey hey this new pope seems…popeular
I just need a Spanish soccer announcer standing outside the Vatican saying “POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE”
Here’s one you probably haven’t heard before:
The Pope walks into a bar.
The bar turns the other cheek.
Congratulations to the new pope
