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Scene while Basti was co-commentator at the basketball match

  • Commentator: Thomas Müller is a NBA fan, right?
  • Basti: Yes, not only he, Philipp Lahm, too, and Toni Kroos and of course Thomas Müller are basketball fans (…). They also have been here once in a while, I guess they’re also watching now and they must think “what nonsense does this co-commentator talk there!”
  • Commentator: But they’re used to hear that from you!
  • Basti: They’re used to hear that from me- because of that, it’s nothing new. It would be, believe me, it would be much worse if Thomas Müller was sitting here!
  • Commentator: Haha, we’ll try that in the future, check how Müller would do his job here. If he wants to, he can sit here with me and then we’ll check that. And you can sit at home on your sofa.
  • Basti: Yes, but you, too, you’ll sit on the sofa, too, because you won’t be able to get a word in edgeways!

This storm is pretty intense...

Is everyone okay out there?

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Last week, I was writing a Thommy fic (which I subsequently gave up on but shh, that doesn’t matter), in which I described Jimmy as ‘a terrible flirt’, and now I can’t stop laughing because Jimmy may be a terrible flirt but Thomas is literally a terrible flirt

//Watching Four Weddings

//And I’m trying to picture Thomas at a wedding, and the poor guy would just be so fucking awkward I’m making myself giggle. |D He’d just stand there against a wall and politely smile at people. That’s it. 

Meanwhile, our goat seems to be missing in action still. 

I feel really guilty because I just realised that my new blanket is softer than my cat who is sitting on it, and I feel like he’ll read my mind with his cat powers and get offended at this conclusion. 

“One swallow doesn’t make a summer.”

- The Duke to Thomas.

o’brien you little bitch

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