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RUNNING

  • Before A Run: I should probably try to poop...nah I don't have to poop.
  • During My Run: I have to poop.

My neighbors trained their dog not to poop in the yard cause they don’t want to step in it or anything, but they never actually gave it a place to go, so when they let it out into the back yard it runs over to my yard and takes a shit. And they don’t seem to care too much about addressing that problem so I’ve come up with a solution where I leave a shovel in the back yard and use it like a catapult arm to throw their dog’s shit back into their yard. Today I threw a floater in the pool and left a present on the trampoline. My aim is getting better.

Okay so I went to Goodwill and I found this tape for the Spice Girls excite!!!

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But then I looked at the tape inside to make sure and

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Oh.

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