- Me: *walks downstairs after watching hours of Pewdiepie* BARRELS!
- Mom: What are you talking about?
- Me: THE BARRELS ARE WORKING AGAINST ME!
- Mom: ...
- Me: *walks into kitchen* Oh, polis bil! I didn't know you were here!
- Mom: Who's here, honey?
- Me: Mom, where's Stephano?
- Mom: Who?
- Me: Stephano! I can't continue without him!
- Mom: Continue what?
- Me: *ignores her and walks into dining room* Mr. Chair!
- Me: *chair voice* Hey, bro!
- Me: *moves chair around* What are you doing today, Mr. Chair?
- Me: *chair voice* Just waiting, hoping the mod doesn't make me scare you today!
- Me: Oh that's lovely.
- Mom: Honey, can you come in here for a second? There's a nice place I think you need to visit...
- Me: *throws chair into living room* MR. CHAIR YOU GO FIRST, CHECK IF IT'S SAFE!
- Mom: What the fuck are you doing!
- Me: DON'T QUESTION ME!
