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omg look at this Slowbro sprite

hes just like

YAY

ziva and i have created the best fakemon in existence

its next grass starter, based on marimo, and every evolution is the same just bigger and bigger

and theyre called marimo, marimore and marimost

youre welcome

no one gives a shit about your elite fucking team steve

pink butterfree is still an unexplained anomaly and it bothers me

u r not a shiny missy wHAT R U

#shut up koly

cherubi is the most metal of any pokemon but you wouldn’t think so just by looking at it’s cute precious face

you see that happy little fucker just dangling off to the side wELL

BEFORE EVOLVING CHERUBI WILL SELF-CANNABALISE AND EAT THAT LITTLE BITCH TO CONSUME IT’S SWEET, TASTY NUTRIENTS TO EVOLVE INTO THIS PEPPY LIKE SWEETHEART

“YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME FUCKER”

#nobody cares zygo

ok but my team would be like

1. corsola

2.mantyke

3. starmie

4.chinchou

5. kingdra

6. lapras

So I’ve got this Pokemon, a Kabuto I think. I just hatched one out of an egg earlier and the thing is green and it fucking sparkles. What the hell is up with this? Thought these things were supposed to be brown.