cyberphallus replied to your post: am i turned on by piss??
Yes.
pointyshadesprince replied to your post: am i turned on by piss??
Probably.
briskykid replied to your post: am i turned on by piss??
are you?
whimpers pathetically.
pointyshadesprince started following you
hi dirk!
Ride 'im, Strider
==> Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. It feels like your skin is crawling when you put the code in, hands shaking. Your hair is pulled back and it’s one of those common days when you’re in a dress, a simple blue one with an orange sash. It’s comfortable.
==> You soon arrive at Dirk’s home, calling for him.
pointyshadesprince started following you
It seems I’m picking up Dirk’s like you’re going out of style.
Regardless. ‘Sup?
…I think you’ve done enough damage for one day.
I promise ill make it quick…?
[ I’m slowly getting more and more out of character. ]
[ But seriously, go follow this Dirk right here over on this blog because it’s quality as shit I tell you. ]
[ FANTASTIC STUFF YO. ]
[ GRIMDIRK. ]
[ Also I live in their backyard and it’s totally awesome. ]
pointyshadesprince replied to your post: [so i’m still not asleep because i have four needy…
((snaaaaaake omfg wait it’s licking your nipples ahaha mine’s sleeping))
[yES she’s my brother’s my little red corn snake and she’s tucked in my shirt because it’s balls cold over here we’re in the middle of an asshole of a blizzard
actually
i wonder if die sticks his snakes in his shirt sometimes
i bet he does
nightblogging with monroe]
…Feelin’ like shit.
im sorry man… you wanna talk about it?
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You can all fuck off.
Or.
You know.
Fuck me.
