alternate names for plus size shopping:

‘uhhhh…can someone help me out of this?’ shopping

‘oh, a wrap skirt. …awesome…’ shopping

‘back corner of the store?’ shopping

‘you don’t carry my size?’ shopping

‘ah. online only. gotcha.’ shopping

‘oh you thought plus size only meant size large and extra large…cool’ shopping

‘is there anything besides paisley and leopard to choose from?’ shopping

‘i guess i’ll just make it work’ shopping

‘guess i’ll be buying socks and earrings’ shopping

‘UGH. FUCK IT.’ shopping