Dude tumblr has taught me all these different gender titles and fuck I’m just really confused and all like just tell me what you want me to call you and I’ll do that you say you’re a dude then yeah you’re a dude you say you’re a chick yeah you’re a chick you say you’re a fuckin tellitubbie… Then sure you’re a fuckin tellitubbie this shit shouldn’t be this hard just follow your dreams like that lawn mower

can somebody write me a fic in which the pack takes a trip somewhere and they stay at a hostel and there’s only bunk beds, and there are fights about who sleeps on top and then the only two left are stiles and derek. they both want the top bunk and stiles argues derek would probably  crash during the night and smash stiles and they bicker about it forever (to everyone’s growing amusement), and then stiles manages to trick derek and grabs the top bunk. and then they keep bickering at night and everyone just groans because seriously, and when stiles wakes up in the morning it’s in the bottom bunk with derek’s arm hanging over the edge of the top one.