tons of people are unfairly criticizing kristen stewart for limping and supposedly looking “drunk” or “high” but no one is commenting on the fact that at least 50% of the male oscar attendees looked like they’d just returned from a seven year journey at sea during which they were forced to catch, kill, and eat fish with their bare teeth and did not have access to any personal hygiene tools whatsoever

Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson

You can act, write, sing, play piano and guitar, and now you can draw, too?

No. Just no. Get out. People like that does not exist in real life. Just no, no, no.

Did I mention no?

Help.

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Texts • Sambastian

  • Sam: When did I start being such a dick?

I hope tomorrow will be the day when I open the internet and find pic of Hoya's abs from the second invasion concert

the best part about john green is john green.

if they’re already acting like a perfect tv family on TWITTER, can we just imagine how perfect it will be on ACTUAL television!?

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niall’s voice in that interview was so deep i need to change my underwear

  • Niel why have you not made a confession before?
  • Niel: Because of my phobia. I can’t speak well in front of ladies. But I also don’t think it’s right if I confess through letters or emails. I’m going to confess, looking straight into her eyes.
  • When do you think you’ll be able to confess?
  • Niel: When I have someone I really like. To the point where I can’t live without her.
  • ~now that's what i wanna get of a man, someone who can't live without me. i'm CAP biased but this statement of Niel just melts my heart. okay, why am i talking about me?

I’m hot. Steaming hot.

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