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“That’s embarrassing, he and I went to the barber shop together and he said, I’m going to get a mullet, and I said are you kidding me? He asked me to do it and I said not a chance. So every round as we keep winning he keeps getting it cut and he thinks it looks really cool, I think it’s embarrassing. ”—Adam Burish in 2010 on Patrick Kane’s mullet (x)
Perfect porcelain (slow and simple melody) (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews)
Perfect porcelain (slow and simple melody) (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, 5390 words, R)
In which Kaner dates an asshole, Jon realizes he’s in love with Kaner, and they talk over text message while sitting next to each other.
My 2 cents: another emotional intense fic that’s rather well executed by notamagnet. I don’t really think there is much to add besides the fact that it’s definitely worth a read.
this will be our year (took a long time to come) (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews)
this will be our year (took a long time to come) (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, 5978 words, PG-13ish)
Sparks fly when straight-laced Canadian lawyer Jonathan Toews meets flashy American attorney Patrick Kane. They manage to sort out Mrs Beagle’s estate, but can there ever be a true meeting of the minds when their styles of practice are so different?
My 2 cents: there is nothing outstanding about the story, perhaps there are one or two good lines but otherwise there is nothing that I would consider as awesome. I kind of kept on reading hoping that there will be a brilliant scene or something but it just never happened.
Romper Room (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews)
Romper Room (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, 1988 words, G)
Sharpie doesn’t really think this should be part of his duty as alternate captain. Luckily, none of this is his fault. A.K.A., the one where Kaner and Johnny are five.
My 2 cents: crackity crack and it’s rather hilarious. I wouldn’t want to take care of two five year old kiddoes either. In the end, this is more Blackhawks gen than Kaner/Tazer.