Anonymous asked you: New directions reactions to Blaine joining the cheerios.
Puck’s eyes have been trained to hone in on fantastic asses covered in red spandex. He can’t help it.
But that’s not a Cheerios skirt. It’s the uniform pants. Sort of like the ones Mercedes used to wear. Now that was a booty that couldn’t be tamed. Not even by Puckzilla. It’s a shame, really. But he doesn’t lose too much sleep over it. Having Miss Jones as a for-reals ex would have put a damper on his budding bromance with Sam Evans.
They have a handshake, okay?
But back to the ass. Puck is making ass smacking sounds in his head because a booty like that deserves the finest sound effects.
Damn.
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Blaine Anderson leans up and turns to find Noah Puckerman staring at him.
“Hi, Puck.”
Puck looks back at him, his face red and his eye wide. “Uh, hey.”
