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Anonymous asked you: New directions reactions to Blaine joining the cheerios.
Puck’s eyes have been trained to hone in on fantastic asses covered in red spandex. He can’t help it.
But that’s not a Cheerios skirt. It’s the uniform pants. Sort of like the ones Mercedes used to wear. Now that was a booty that couldn’t be tamed. Not even by Puckzilla. It’s a shame, really. But he doesn’t lose too much sleep over it. Having Miss Jones as a for-reals ex would have put a damper on his budding bromance with Sam Evans.
They have a handshake, okay?
But back to the ass. Puck is making ass smacking sounds in his head because a booty like that deserves the finest sound effects.
Blaine Anderson leans up and turns to find Noah Puckerman staring at him.
Puck looks back at him, his face red and his eye wide. “Uh, hey.”