"Strider" - "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga parody ft. Jake English
I know that we are young and i know that you may have affections toward me, but blimy! I just
can’t keep up with you like this, strider.
He’s got both hands on a pistol
And he won’t wink at you, won’t wink at you
He hides true love en sus pistolas
He’s got a halo ‘round his finger, around you
You know that i love you, dirk
Hot like texas sun, rejoice!
At this point i gotta chose
Nothing to lose
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, strider
I’m not your man, i’m not your man, crocker
Don’t want a boner, do not touch!
Just watch a movie and hush
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, lalonde
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
Stop, please. Just let me go.
Strider, just let me go.
He’s not broken, he’s just a child
And his best bro’s like a dad, just like a dad
And all those suitors, lined before him
Now he’s gotta win him now, gotta court him now
You know that i love you, dirk
Hot like texas sun, rejoice!
At this point i gotta chose
Nothing to lose
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, strider
I’m not your man, i’m not your man, crocker
Don’t want a boner, do not touch!
Just watch a movie and hush
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, lalonde
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
Don’t pester me, don’t pester me, strider
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, bye crocker
I’m not your man, i’m not your man, strider
Don’t wanna kiss, don’t wanna touch, aranea
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, strider
I’m not your man, i’m not your man, crocker
Don’t want a boner, do not touch!
Just watch a movie and hush
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, lalonde
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
DiStrider, DiStrider
Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, strider
(DiStrider, DiStrider)
I’m not your man, i’m not your man, crocker
(Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider)
Don’t want a boner, do not touch!
(DiStrider, DiStrider)
Just watch a movie and hush
Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, lalonde
(Strider Strider Strider, Strider Strider Strider)
Strider
