El chiste del día

Está el padre meando y le dice su hija:
-Papá papá! ¿qué es eso?
-Hija esto es el pene.
Luego va la hija y le dice a sus amigas:
-Ayer le vi el pene a mi padre.
-¿Y eso que es?
-Pues como una polla pero en pequeño.

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Play It Safe || Justin&Kaya

As Justin finished unpacking his things into his drawers in his new room of this big house, he walked to his large bathroom to get ready to go to Kaya’s. She mentioned she could help him feel more pleasure, so what else could she have meant by that? A back rub? No. Justin knew exactly what she meant and he wouldn’t say no to an offer like that from a girl like her. He looked at himself in the mirror and quickly splashed some cold water onto his face and got out his hair gel. He ran his fingers through his caramel colored hair and spiked it up a little bit.

Taking his cologne, he sprayed it onto himself and brushed his teeth quickly. He didn’t want poor hygiene when he went over to Kaya’s. He couldn’t stand smelling weird either. He grabbed his phone and slipped a condom into his pocket as he left his room and headed over to her room. Finally finding it, he knocked gently onto the door and rocked on his heels. “Open the door, baby.” He ran his tongue between his plump lips.

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