A Little Jarring (Dave/John)
Happy, consensual, utterly-failed sloppy car makeouts for pirate.
There should be a term for what I do. Cockblock Syndrome.
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I’M BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! it would be like those two kids on the playground who hate each other
the arguments about videogames culminating in physical fights
dave smudging vriska’s makeup and vriska messing up dave’s hair and this spurring them on to new heights of hatred
their kismessisitude is also made all the more fiery because they are competing for the same boy in their flushed quadrants
“I’m going to smooch John like this!!!!!!!!” [she demonstrates on dave] “It’ll 8e so awesome and gr8 and you will 8e the most jealous.”
“oh you think thats how itll go down huh well let me just clue you in on how when i end up with john im going to pull him in like this and put my hands in his back pockets just like were high school sweethearts”
then john attempts to mediate between them and vriska is CRUSHED because no that’s not the right quadrant at aaaaaaaall!!!!!!!!
dave smirks at her from behind john’s back and she kicks dave’s xbox in retaliation
john rolls his eyes and just leaves them to it