SO PIP JUST SAID SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A TIM TAM WAS AND I REALISED THAT YOU SILLY NON-AUSTRALIANS DON’T HAVE IT WHICH IS A GODDAMN TRAGEDY
YEAH DAMN RIGHT THIS IS AUSTRALIA
MMMM YEAH LOOK AT THAT CHOCOLATEY CREAMY BISCUITY GOODNESS
SEE NOW THIS MOTHERFUCKIN BISCUIT IS USED AS CURRENCY IN AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLD LIKE “MAN IF YOU DO THE WASHING UP TODAY YOU CAN HAVE MY TIM TAM” “SWEET I’M ON IT BRO”
THESE FUCKERS COME IN PACKS OF ELEVEN AND THEREFORE THERE’S NO WAY OF DIVIDING IT UP EQUALLY IN ANY HOUSEHOLD WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON
TIM TAMS ARE BELIEVED TO BE THE NUMBER TWO CAUSE OF SIBLING MURDERS IN AUSTRALIA, RIGHT AFTER MONOPOLY GAMES
SO YEAH NOW YOU’RE EDUCATED YOU UNCULTURED NON-AUSSIE SWINE
