Nate Bell for Arkansas State Representative

I would like to apologize to the people of Boston & Massachusetts for the poor timing of my tweet earlier this morning. As a staunch and unwavering supporter of the individual right to self defense, I expressed my point of view without thinking of its effect on those still in time of crisis. In hindsight, given the ongoing tragedy that is still unfolding, I regret the poor choice of timing. Please know that my thoughts and prayers were with the people of Boston overnight and will continue as they recover from this tragedy.

Well, It’d do nothing because a Boston Liberal lives with other people in the same building and discharging a  semi with a 800 rounds a minute  at a kid who’s chucking grenades would be high risk with a - Oh wait. You’re from Arkansas aren’t you? Oh that explains it.  See in a place called a city, people live near each other. People who aren’t just kin.   So if you fire a gun there’s a greater chance that if you miss -you aren’t going to miss- ya’ll  going to hit someone. That someone might also have a gun. So then they fire back because now you done shot at them. Soon it’s a John Woo scene and the Pigeons go flying and then they poop all over the place and we end up with PIGEON POOP ALL OVER CARS.  There. Now you know.  I am anti pigeon poop.