- I would climb you like a barricade.
- Tomorrow won’t be the only thing that comes.
- Spend a night with me and you’ll be begging for one day more.
- I’d like to bring him home, if you know what I mean.
- I’ll be your prisoner, just call me 24601.
- On my oooown,pretending you’re inside meeeee
- Is that a loaf of stolen bread in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Heroes of Olympus Pickup Lines
- Hazel Levesque: Rocks and minerals aren't the only hard things gravitating towards me.
- Frank Zhang: My stick is burning for you, baby.
- Leo Valdez: Wanna see what else comes out of the tool belt?
- Percy Jackson: I can make you wet without using my dad's powers.
- Annabeth Chase: What is the most logical way of getting those pants off?
- Piper Mclean: My mouth can do more than charmspeak.
- Jason Grace: My dad's not the only one famous for his lightning bolt.
- Bonus
- Nico di Angelo: I can summon bones, but only you can summon mine.
#WDWPickupLines (Partially stolen from twitter)
- (Attraction names are in parentheses)
- “Girl, you are far too vast and beautiful for words to ever really tell.” (O'Canada)
- “Tonight, girl, your pallor is cadaverous.” (The Haunted Mansion)
- “Girl, this *is* our dino.” (Dinosaur)
- "For you, I'll put up two, five AND seven" (Test Track)
- "Don't thank me, thank the Phoenicians." (Spaceship Earth)
- "Daaaamn. Where's the Meet & Greet line end for YOU?
- "Look out, I'm gonna throw my circuit breakers." (Timekeeper)
- "This here's the wildest ride in the wilderness." (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad)
- "Are you feeling an increase in lateral forces?" (Test Track)
- "I'm gonna fire my rockets for lunar orbit insertion tonight" (Mission Space)
- "I'm gonna call you 'CoP Act 1' cuz you're about to give me the hottest summer I've had in years" (Carousel of Progress)
- "You are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last" (Maelstrom)
- "When you hear the words 'Go For Launch'', you'll definitely want to hang on." (Mission Space)
- "Prepare yourself for an unforgettable, encounter." (Alien Encounter)
Harry Potter pickup lines that have not worked for me
Are you the Chamber of Secrets? Because I’d probably need to use my tongue skillfully to get inside you.
Am I the Whomping Willow? Because when you get near me I flail around and endanger lives.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because if I found out you’d been living in my room my whole life I’d get over it pretty quickly.
Are you the flying Ford Anglia? Because even if you’d been living in the woods for months I’d still want to get inside you.
Are you a portkey? Because when we touch I feel transported. And then a bit sick.
Are you the Elder Wand? Because I feel like if I kill your boyfriend you’ll end up with me.
Are you Hogwarts? Because your inner workings confuse the shit out of me.
Are you a Boggart? Because when I look at you, I think of commitment.
Are you Hermione Granger? Because I think about you sexually a lot.
