Kaalaman: Nagsusuot ka ng Puti para malamigan? Big Mistake.
Sabi nila, pag puti ang damit mo, malamig. Pag itim, mainit. Nag-aabsorb daw kasi ang Black Shirts ng init samantala ang White Shirts, nirereflect nya ang heat away sa katawan mo. Tama yon. But we’re missing one little thing to be considered.
Hindi lang ang araw ang nagrerelease ng init — pati katawan natin mismo. The fact that White Shirts relfect heat away, ang init na nirerelease ng katawan natin ay nirereflect pabalik sa katawan natin by our White Shirts. In short, niluluto natin ang sarili natin pag nagsusuot tayo ng puti.
Ngayong summer, mas mainam na ang isuot natin ay Black Shirt. The fact that Black Shirts absorb heat from the environment, inaabsorb din nila ang heat na nire-release ng katawan natin. In short, they serve as “basahan” ng tinatapon nating init at ng init from the environment. Makakatulong ang windy environment sa pagtapon ng init na naipon ng ating mga itim na damit sa environment.
There you have it, Enjoy Summer!
Sperm Wars
In physiology class, Serena and I were assigned to write a story about conception. This is the product.
Sperm Wars
My mission was simple… infiltrate the Female Empire System, destroy the Death Star. My name is Luke Spermfloater, and this is my story.
It was no less than an hour since I left the home base. My life was not long at this point - as soon as they created me they initiated me into the “Sperm Alliance.” Traveling with my brothers, who were merely clones as I was, we left the launch pad, and began our departure.
We made our way through the tunnels of the Fathership, the Seminal Monks blessing us as we passed. I can still hear their words, “May the force be with you,” resonating within me. They gave us strength for the battle to come.
Before leaving the ship, we stopped for a moment, allowing the Prostate Droids to reinforce our Sperm-Pods. One stop was left: The Forcefield Generator. Here, our defenses were reinforced with the “Cowper’s Force Field,” which we would carry throughout our journey to the Female Empire System.
The vacuum of space; the final frontier. One could have gotten lost in it’s beauty and easily forget one’s mission. The “Cervix Region,” what the elders referred to it as, was in sight.
Our destination was practically in reach, and all seemed silent. Little did we know, it was only a calm before the storm.
“Bacteria fighters! It’s a trap!”
After a long an grueling battle, I alone remained on the battlefield. I managed to make my way through the space-graveyard unscathed, and went on towards the Fallopian Star Trail.
Suddenly, there it was; The Death Star.
The Force was thick and overwhelming here; almost as massive as the Star itself. I approached with caution, with the intent of destroying it as well, but something changed… there was a sudden jerk - the drift of my ship slowed down considerably. It had it’s own gravitational pull! I tried to fight it, but it was too strong. I fired my lasers repeatedly, but to no avail.
A small opening appeared in the side of the Star, and I knew my time had passed.
I have lost track of time. Days and months have merged into one, sublime mass. I have not failed my mission - no, my mission was an illusion from the start. The real mission was fate, to find my potential. The Sperm Alliance… they had no idea what I was destined to become. I am above all of them… and only the Empress, Darth Uterus, could teach me that. I have embraced the Dark Side; I have become one with the force.
I am no longer Luke Spermfloater.
I am Darth Zygote.
Kaalaman: Bakit nakakahawa ang paghikab?
Ang una nating dapat malaman ay kung bakit tayo humihikab. Hindi ka humihikab dahil inaantok ka, humihikab ka dahil kulang ka sa Oxygen kaya nagsesend ng signal ang Utak mo sayong Lungs para doblehin nito ang pag-inhale ng Oxygen.
Sa loob ng closed room kung saan stagnant ang air, pag humikab ka, nag-inhale ka ng maraming oxygen. Kaya hihikab din ang mga kasama mo dahil kokonti nalang ang natitirang oxygen sa loob ng room.
So panong gagawin para di ka mahawaan ng mga humihikab? Iopen ang room para constant ang flow ng oxygen.
Its the LAST DAY!
Today is my FINAL final for Anatomy and Physiology.
I have been walking around for the past 4 months with constant stress. Tomorrow I will wake up FREEEE!!!!
I can’t believe I survived.
Now, I have 6 hours to memorize 5 chapters. So today is still awful.
But tomorrow- MAMA IS SLEEPING IN!
