Body, rid yourself of your uterine lining already!
I want to test out my new Diva Cup. BLEEEEEEEEED!
being on your period means:
- you make pointless posts no one really cares about
- you cry at everything that contains even an infinitesimal amount of feels
- you cram every kind of bad-for-your-body-good-for-your-soul food down your gullet
- you eat continuously
- you whine at people
- you punch some faces because they touched you accidentally
- you refuse to do homework
- you leave everything and hate the world when you get a cramp
- you love everything within that five seconds of relief in between ovarian contractions
- you hate the world again when its over
- you want to rip your lower half off and sleep
damn its great to be female
Wow okay 3%-8% of women are affected by this disorder. Cool, thanks. I always knew I was special.
I HAVE HAD EVERY SYMPTOM LISTED
EXCEPT FOR FOUR OR FIVE
AND THEN I HAVE HAD OTHERS/EXTRAS
THAT TYPICALLY COME WITH PMS ANYWAY
FUCK THIS BIOLOGY SHIT
I AM SO DONE
CAN I QUIT HAVING A UTERUS UNTIL I FEEL LIKE HAVING KIDS PLEASE
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
also women with PMDD are wayyyy more likely (and predisposed) to have ANXIETY DISORDERS
AND GUESS WHAT I HAVE
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT I MEAN REALLY
Like my biology was designed to fuck me over right from the get-go.
MALES WHO FOLLOW ME.. PLEASE JUST SKIP PAST THIS. ITS A PERIOD POST!
okay. hopefully they wont read.
started my period this morning. TO MY SURPRISE.
usually i can assume within a few days as to when its fixin to go down.
cause my boobs get so sensitive i could cry.
this time. nothing. like… a tiny bit with the right one by my armpit..
but nothing to singal me of my impending doom!
day 1 and ive already got..
crazy lower back pain.
a dull pulsing headache
and it feels like there is a knot in my uterus.
i absolutely hate gushing. i get so scared. i dont want to move. Im afraid to go to sleep.
i dont want to ruin another sheet… or another pair of pajama pants…
looks like its period pantie time.
:( i hate feeling bloated and unattractive.. emotionally sensitive and overly affectionate.
i just want to fast forward till its over.. but my sister is 9 months pregnant and is going to give birth at any time now… she is 4 cm dilated and has thinned 75% so literally any time now.
im just so hungry and yet not and just nhvjdsk,dnjlknbrgvbnkxjhbn
Please. please tell me that no male read this… really guys this is not something im proud of :’(