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- Rick Riordan: Let's make up a kid named . . . Leo.
- Me: Okay! :)
- Rick: Let's make him the son of Hephaestus.
- Me: Okay! :)
- Rick: Let's make him hilarious.
- Me: Okay! :)
- Rick: Let's make him sensitive.
- Me: Okay! :)
- Rick: Let's make him a great person.
- Me: Okay! :)
- Rick: Let's have his mother die.
- Me: O-Wait, what?!
- Rick: Let's make him the seventh wheel.
- Me: NO!
- Rick: Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.
- Me: STOP IT! NO!
- Rick: Let's make him single and lonely.
- Me: *Cries* STOOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO!
- Rick: Let's--
- Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOO!
- Rick: Let's make him think almost everything is his fault.
- Me: *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*
- Rick: :)
- SOURCE: onceuponaread
